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And now for another teething update: well it’s happening again. Really though, two and a half years of sleeping 4 hours per night on average has turned me into a jellyfish.  It’s you or me at this point, lil cupcake. So with that attitude, I made earplugs out of bread last night so I could [...]

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You can’t eat crackers in the shower. You can’t put cream cheese on your bottom. That’s life.

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This is my grandmother’s secret recipe to ensure a peaceful diaper change (your results may vary). You will need: 1)  a large sombrero 2) some small soft toys like little stuffed bears and rubber duckies 3) one baby with dirty diaper Here’s how it will work: assemble baby, sombrero, changing supplies, and small toys on [...]

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