four people in this house how many do laundry? one. four people in this house how many wear underwear? two. four people in this house how many don’t do dishes? three. four people in this house how many sleep all night? zero.
Archive for the ‘poems’ Category
people in this house: poem by a mad housewife
Posted in poems, Uncategorized, tagged mad housewife on January 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I met a lady in the meads
Posted in poems, pretty pictures, tagged kids and gardens on September 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I met a lady in the meads, Full beautiful—a faery’s child, Her hair was long, her foot was light, And her eyes were wild
Haiku
Posted in poems, The Cupcake on May 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The chewed-up hot dog Pink and globby on my floor Clean yourself up, please.
Lines Composed Over Three Thousand Miles from Martha Stewart’s Farm in Winchester County
Posted in poems, The Cupcake, tagged are you listening martha stewart? on January 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
And there you are, Martha Stewart in your perfect shade of buttery goldeny yellowy kitchen ladling from your stockpot one precise scoop of glorious amber liquid into an appealingly squat glass jar, resting on a bright white towel onto which no drop has spilled, or ever will, brimming with, what are those, kumquats? I will [...]